Killing Machine

I (accidently) split a frog as big as the palm of my hand in half with my shovel. Right in half. In my defense, it looked like a nice big clump of dirt...that may be a good disguise from other animals but to a treeplanter you're a sitting..clump of dirt. I screamed at the top of my lungs and for the rest of the day picked up all the frogs i saw and caressed them lovingly to appoligize for killing the freakin grandaddy of all frogs. It was sooooooo gross.